Tuesday, November 25, 2008

How 'Smart' can one get?

Blonde Jokes


Don�t Jump


A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O�clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn�t jump, and the redhead replied, �I�ll take that bet!�

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.

The redhead said �I can�t take this, you�re my friend.�

The blonde said �No. A bet�s a bet�.

So the redhead said �Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O�clock news, so I can�t take your money�.

The blonde replied, �Well, so did I, but I never thought he�d jump again!�

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