Blonde Jokes
Don�t Jump
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O�clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn�t jump, and the redhead replied, �I�ll take that bet!�
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.
The redhead said �I can�t take this, you�re my friend.�
The blonde said �No. A bet�s a bet�.
So the redhead said �Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O�clock news, so I can�t take your money�.
The blonde replied, �Well, so did I, but I never thought he�d jump again!�
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