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Children Jokes


Advice On Life From Kids


"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, �Do I look stupid?� don�t answer." Hannah, 9

"Never tell your mom her diet�s not working." Michael, 14

"Stay away from prunes." Randy, 9

"Never pee on an electric fence." Robert, 13

"Don�t squat with your spurs on." Noronha, 13

"Don�t pull dad�s finger when he tells you to." Emily, 10

"When your mom is mad at your dad, don�t let her brush your hair." Taylia,11

"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment." Traci, 14

"Don�t sneeze in front of mum when you�re eating crackers." Mitchell,12

"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac." Andrew, 9

"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time." Kyoyo, 9

"You can�t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." Armir, 9

"Don�t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." Kellie, 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." Naomi, 12

"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick." Lauren, 9

"Don�t pick on your sister when she�s holding a baseball bat." Joel,10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she�s on the phone." Alyesha, 13